Jokes

When does butter fly?
-When it is a butterfly!!!! :)      

There is a Spanish and a British man on a cruise, one day the British falls from the ship and he says "help, help!"and the Spanish says " I don't have gel, but I have shampoo".

There are two girls and the girl in the middle falls.


A boy makes a puzzle in 8 months. He says to her mother that it is a record. Her mother asks him why and he answers that in the box it says 4 to 6 years.

There's an airplane falling and everybody is jumping with a parachute but a silly man takes a box of tools thinking it is parachute, jumps and says:  Mine is a racing parachute!!!